Two little boyz

So today i am sitting in my office working on some work when i look up and theirs a little boy standing right outside my window looking at me . WAY CREEPY . after about a second or two he walks off and is playing with another little boy(4-5 years old) i assume his little brother when a third little boy comes out of one of the apt.s across the way with his grandma and this little boy(3-4) is carrying a ball when he sees the two other boys he freezes .Standing completely still almost freakishly still then the grandma says "lets play ball " and takes the ball and throws it to the other kid who nicely picks up the ball and cares it to the first little boy . The first little boy the collapses on the ground and the little boy with the ball just looks at him and says "while ant this awkward " hahahahahahaha nearly fell out of my chair laughing .

Hope all 4 people reading this enjoy:)

Booze on the inside boobs on the out side!!!

The university of UW- Madison VS.U of M god what a game this was.Thanks to Jen's uncle Paul we sat on the 50 yrd line half way up .

                                                    After the game is when it really gets wild.

This  story should be named 99 shots on the wall after a long very fun day in Madison watching the UofM VS. UW football game my sidekick and i went out with some crazy crazy friends of ours.After about 7 shots each the crazyness began(by the way this is Jen's cuz Bob ).

The greatest thing about this is this is a mother of two who was sitting with her husband and kids just about 5 feet away and she actually saw Bobs shirt open and said " hey you already got the first 5 buttons undone take it off" So he did ,hahahaha . Then after we bought her and her husband a shot "liquid courage " she asked if she could touch his nipples hahahhahaha . GOTTA LOVE MADISON .

Day # 1

                                Just want to let you know that you have "picked a winner " .
I hope that today's first blog makes you as excited as it makes me :) , not only will this blog host large and often dramatic accounts of present, past and future events but we will also strive to jazz up the typical(or topical)blog by adding pictures .Some may even be scratch and sniff :). I know that over the next zillion plus years we the people of the blogosphere will always strive to entertain and advise :).However there are a few rules :

                       1. Always have fun when reading Blogtastic adventures of An American Man
                      2. Drinking is more then except-able while reading this mind altering materiel(it   will probably make it better.)
                        3. No Negativity i Know my Grammar/spelling is bad
                        4. ENJOY,ENJOY,ENJOY


                                             So with that off to the races we go !!